Bulgarian Street Joke

Many years ago, a Bulgarian filmmaker told me this joke:

A shepherd is tending to his sheeps. The sheeps are taking a sleep so the shepherd decides to take a sleep as well. When the shepherd wakes up, all the sheeps are gone. The shepherd runs across the valley looking for his sheeps. The shepherd sees a farmer on a tractor and asks the farmer if he has seen the sheeps. The farmer says, “I am a simple farmer. I drive tractor to that tree, then I drive to this tree. I drive to that tree, then I drive to this tree.” The shepherd says, “But you must have seen one hundred sheeps walk by.” The farmer says, “I drive to that tree, then I drive to this tree. I drive to that tree, then I drive to this tree.” Just then, the shepherd sees a man riding up the road on a bicycle. The shepherd stops the man and says, “I am a shepherd and I have lost my sheeps. I think the farmer has seen my sheeps but I am having trouble communicating to him. Can you please help me talk to the farmer?” The man on the bicycle replies, “I think you are both trying to steal my bike.”

I’m pretty sure it’s a pun in Bulgarian.

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