Wha??? But I thought I was supposed to praise Jesus in all his awesomeness or burn in hell or whatever. It is almost as if that book was written quite a few generations ago by a bunch of random dudes who spoke a language that I do not speak so now I’m relying on kings and popes and other super-non-agenda-having people to translate it for me. 

Thank God any evidence that it’s total bogus is disproved by the phrase “God works in mysterious ways.”

(Source: phazerblast, via paulbonanno)

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   guess he’s just Teboned now….

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    Valid point is valid. I wish people realized this more. Some people, *cough, cough* Tim Tebow *cough* and my entire...

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