I have a home phone number only so I can buzz in the pizza guy. Since I have never given the number to anyone, I know any messages left on the comically old answering machine are solicitors or wrong numbers. Today, I received the most interesting wrong number message yet (with links):

“Hello, I’m not sure I have the right James Hamilton. This is Jep Hostetler calling from the Columbus Magi-fest in Columbus, OH. I’m calling in regards to Rory Feldman and possibilities.”