September 24, 2014

A couple of brand new Mikal Cronin acoustic ditties.

July 17, 2014
hottubshow:

Monday, July 21st!
Tickets at http://hottub.nightout.com
More Hot Tub:@HotTub_Showhttp://www.facebook.com/HotTubShowInstagram ~ @Hot_Tub_Show
*Poster by Garrett Ross

hottubshow:

Monday, July 21st!

Tickets at http://hottub.nightout.com

More Hot Tub:
@HotTub_Show
http://www.facebook.com/HotTubShow
Instagram ~ @Hot_Tub_Show

*Poster by Garrett Ross

July 14, 2014

kylekinane:

kurtbraunohler:

The trailer for my new Comedy Central digital series ROUSTABOUT! Let’s get wet for goats!


Still time to donate to help us get 500 goats to African families in need:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/jet-ski-for-goats

Help Kurt out, would ya?

May 4, 2014

I got a job at the shower curtain factory. It’s my duty to make sure that the shower curtains have the correct number of holes. The industry standard is 12 holes. The guy who had the job before me could only count to 10. He was very good at catching the shower curtains that had 10 or fewer holes. But any holes more than 10, and he was just guessing.

May 3, 2014

kellythenerd:

Little Joy

hosted by Jim Hamilton

with Mike Burns, Mike O’Connell, David Koechner, Matt Donaher, Kyle Martin, James Austin Johnson, Natalie Jose, and Liza Treyger 

Echo Park

Come to my show. Every Thursday at Little Joy. 9 p.m. Free!

February 20, 2014

I was writing on a TV show for the first couple days of this week. Every floor of the building houses a health insurance company except the floor of the show’s production office. I got onto the elevator the first morning with some guy I’d never met. He pressed the button for his floor and also, without asking, the button for my floor.

Then today, all the writers went to lunch together. We were in the elevator with a woman from upstairs. The woman said, “I wish I could wear jeans and Chuck Taylors to work.”

I have to say, it’s been a lot of fun writing for TV. But tomorrow, I go back to being the sad person on the elevator.

February 1, 2014

My current song-on-a-loop is “Alive” by together PANGEA. Their new, excellent album is called “Badillac.” They just went on the road so catch them in your town soon.

(Source: Spotify)

January 17, 2014

I just read the craziest thing ever. A former college football player was shot and claimed it was in an armed robbery attempt. He later recanted and said it was self-inflicted. Today, he admitted that it was a suicide attempt.

The gunshot wound was in his arm.

Now, I don’t want to say football players are dumb but… Actually, what very little I know about him, he seems very smart. He got a job at the state Attorney General’s office after college which sounds way better than any job I’ve ever had in the 15 years since I graduated. And I don’t mean to make light of depression… Actually, that’s a lie. My whole act is making light of depression. But that’s my own depression. I’d never make fun of somebody else’s depression

But the arm?

Story here.

January 9, 2014
The L.A. Weekly had some things to say about the first joke I wrote in 2014. Read the whole article here.

The L.A. Weekly had some things to say about the first joke I wrote in 2014. Read the whole article here.

December 25, 2013
13 reasons Santa Claus is definitely a conservative

laurengberg:

Facts are facts… 

Reason #14: Kids with rich parents get better presents.